“My chubby husband still goes trick-or-treating.  He got more candy than our son did this year.”


Captain Banana

“Dared my friend to eat a banana whole.  He ate the whole friggen thing.  Peel and all!”

Normally we wouldn’t make fun of homeless people but…

Mad Man

“My buddy thinks he’s a scientist.”

Well… Works for us!

You’re a wizard, ‘Arry!

“My friend Paul looks just like Harry Potter.  He’s getting married and moving off somewhere north.  Got any ideas?”

Sniff… To Paul!