“My chubby husband still goes trick-or-treating. He got more candy than our son did this year.”
“Dared my friend to eat a banana whole. He ate the whole friggen thing. Peel and all!”
Normally we wouldn’t make fun of homeless people but…
“My buddy thinks he’s a scientist.”
Well… Works for us!
“My friend Paul looks just like Harry Potter. He’s getting married and moving off somewhere north. Got any ideas?”
Sniff… To Paul!