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Casper?


“My chubby husband still goes trick-or-treating.  He got more candy than our son did this year.”

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Captain Banana


“Dared my friend to eat a banana whole.  He ate the whole friggen thing.  Peel and all!”

Normally we wouldn’t make fun of homeless people but…


Mad Man


“My buddy thinks he’s a scientist.”

Well… Works for us!


You’re a wizard, ‘Arry!


“My friend Paul looks just like Harry Potter.  He’s getting married and moving off somewhere north.  Got any ideas?”

Sniff… To Paul!