“My chubby husband still goes trick-or-treating. He got more candy than our son did this year.”
Casper?
Captain Banana
“Dared my friend to eat a banana whole. He ate the whole friggen thing. Peel and all!”
Normally we wouldn’t make fun of homeless people but…
You’re a wizard, ‘Arry!
“My friend Paul looks just like Harry Potter. He’s getting married and moving off somewhere north. Got any ideas?”
Sniff… To Paul!
Pwned 